What did Emperor Nero's chief bill collector say to his anxious new assistant?
"Relax! Rome wasn't billed in a day!"
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From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale.