Pun of the Day #56: Keeping Track of His Claim

Did you hear about lumberjack who sold logs to Amtrak?

He claimed he had ties to the railroad!

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale.