"Now look, son. You're too hot-blooded," the old man said. "You'll have to cool down before I agree to leave you my fortune!"
"But pop! How can I do that?"
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From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale.