This post was contributed by a community member. The views expressed here are the author's own.

Health & Fitness

Pun of the Day #77: It always grows up right!

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #77

David R. Yale, Neighbor
|

 

What tree never grows crooked?

A plumb tree!

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale, winner of the Global eBook Award for humor. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale.

Find out what's happening in Bayside-Douglastonfor free with the latest updates from Patch.

The views expressed in this post are the author's own. Want to post on Patch?

More from Bayside-Douglaston