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Pun of the Day: Elf Parents' Challenge

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #3

Why are teenaged elves so mischievous, even when their parents tell them traditional tales about the value of seriousness?
Because you can't imp lore them not to be!

David R. Yale is the author of Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays.
© 2011 by David R. Yale

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