Pun of the Day: Farmer Loses, Old Donkey Whinnies

A very old donkey started hee-hawing one day, and he kept it up without a stop, all day, all night, for a week. The farmer who owned it couldn't sleep for the noise, and since the donkey was too old to work anymore, the farmer shot it in the head. The donkey fell to the ground, but a week later, it was still hee-hawing away. The poor animal was brayin' dead!

David R. Yale is the author of Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays.
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