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Pun of the Day: General Lee's Survival Secret

Description: Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #5

David R. Yale, Neighbor

Posted Mon, May 9, 2011 at 2:33 am ET|Updated Mon, May 9, 2011 at 3:42 pm ET

Why couldn't the Union army kill the Confederate's leading general at Gettysburg?
They didn't use dead-Lee force!

David R. Yale is the author of Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays.
© 2011 by David R. Yale

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