Sunday Pun Story #6: Dire Wreck Shuns on How to Get There Safely: Remove Flaw Mats!

Back in 2007, Jonathan Aronowitz paid a lot extra for a Japanese car with a 1950s paint scheme. But people thought it was based on ancient German designs because it was two-tone-ic!

On his first road trip, the gas pedal got stuck He swerved to avoid a beaver, and hit the guardrail, which caused a bad road-dent. Jon felt the problem was caused by flaw mats, but the car-maker denied it because they didn't understand the relationship between cause and defect!

Our hero took his beloved car to an auto body repairman, who made a lot of caustic jokes because of a more dent sense of humor. Disgusted, Jonathan drove to the dent-ist, who went next door to a deli, and bought some slices of car-patch-io to fix the fender.

Because its distinctive design gets so many questions, Jonathan wrote all about the car in an auto biography.

David R. Yale is the author of Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY © 2011 by David R. Yale.