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Hi East Hampton! We have the latest buzz right here. Let's keep you in the loop and get this morning started right! ☀️

In today's newsletter:

• See what East Hampton homes and village properties just sold for.
• How John Mulaney skewered Hamptons wealth at The Clubhouse.
• Why two swans brought an East Hampton-bound subway to a halt.

Also on today's calendar: Montauk Seafood Festival and 9 more events.

Today's riddle: Why did the fish blush ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

• Monday: Pleasant with plenty of sun, with a high of 79 and low of 59 degrees.
• Tuesday: Mostly sunny, temps: high: 80, low: 66.
• Wednesday: Humid with some sun, with a high of 79 and low of 69 degrees.

📰 News we're reading

• Recorded Deeds 09.14.23 (easthamptonstar.com) — Recent property sales in East Hampton and East Hampton Village include homes on Hartley Boulevard, Colony Court, Old House Landing Road, Hawthorne Avenue, Thomas Avenue, and high‑value transfers on Dayton Lane and Main Street. These deed records, calculated from county transfer taxes, give residents a clear snapshot of current sale prices and market activity across nearby hamlets and villages.
   

• Private Planes, Rain Ponchos & Rich People: Nothing Stops Laughs from John Mulaney in East Hampton Saturday (danspapers.com) — John Mulaney packed The Clubhouse in East Hampton on Saturday, roasting over‑leveraged local dentists and praising Lily Pond Beach while poking fun at Hamptons wealth. Despite rain and low‑flying private planes, the crowd of about 1,400 stayed engaged as he mixed sharp political jabs, personal stories about sobriety, and local references, with proceeds supporting recovery nonprofit The Divided Sky.
   

• Hamptons Subway Considers Tunnel to Big Duck (danspapers.com) — Hamptons Subway riders between Wainscott and East Hampton recently faced a 22-minute delay when two swans blocked the tracks near Town Pond, briefly pecking at the train's headlight before wandering off. The tongue‑in‑cheek column also describes a proposed tunnel to the Big Duck, a Supreme Court fight over subway ownership, and a quirky new late‑night diplomatic meeting car.
   

📸 Around East Hampton

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🗓 Upcoming Events in East Hampton

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★ Featured events ★

Saturday September 12
• Montauk Seafood Festival →
  Montauk Green,
  12:00 pm
Saturday September 19
• Jay Medal Soirée →
  Jay Estate, 210 Boston Post Rd, Rye
  5:30 pm

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Other local events

Tuesday September 8
• Wellness 60+ Healing Circle with Margaret →
  East Hampton Town, NY Calendar, 128 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton
  9:45 am
• Watercolors of the Whaling Industry by Claus Hoie →
  Clinton Academy, 151 Main Street, East Hampton
  11:00 am
• Alzheimer's Caregiver Support Group →
  East Hampton Library, 159 Main St, East Hampton
  11:00 am
• One on one Medicare Counseling and Assistance →
  East Hampton Library, 159 Main St, East Hampton
  12:30 pm
Wednesday September 9
• Rosh Hashanah To Go from L&W Market →
  L&W Market, 2493 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton
  9:00 am
• Almond's Jason Weiner Marks 20th Appearance at Outstanding in the Field More Than Any Chef in Event →
  Foster Farm, 729 Main St, Sagaponack
  3:00 pm
Friday September 11
• The Hampton Maid Announces Wellness Weekend Retreat Featuring Bestselling Author Annie Parks →
  The Hampton Maid, 259 E Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays
  9:00 am
Saturday September 12
• Defensive Driving Class - presented by Empire Safety Council →
  East Hampton Library, 159 Main St, East Hampton
  10:00 am
• Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center Presents Birds of Prey at Marders →
  Marders, 120 Snake Hollow Rd, Bridgehampton
  1:00 pm
Sunday September 13
• Film Screening "Project Hail Mary" Ryan Gosling →
  East Hampton Library, 159 Main St, East Hampton
  2:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Opinion: Should An EZ-Pass Toll Exist On Nepeague Stetch for non EH Home Owners & Residents —T.J. Clemente Read on Patch

• Does anyone know this Orange Cat.
  We live in Springs and he comes by often for dinner. He is very friendly and not neutered. We want to make sure he has a real home. We put a collar… (Nextdoor Springs)
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• Bay Area Health Solutions posted a job opening for KO739 - Full-Time Nanny - Upper East Side/Hamptons, NY in East Hampton. Apply here.
• SRS Merchandising posted a job opening for Retail Merchandising Project Specialist Bridgehampton, NY in Bridgehampton. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near East Hampton here.

🗞 Nearby News

Sag Harbor

• 'The View' Joy Behar Loses Millions Selling Hamptons Home (tvshowsace.com)
• Amanda Seyfried Glows at the Venice Film Fest in Italy, Plus Jonathan Bailey and More (people.com)

Ok East Hampton! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: It saw the ocean's bottom! (Thank you Gary M. for sending it in!)
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