The Biker Dude

There was no reason to glance in my rear view mirror. The sound of the motorcycle was obvious; it was pulling up to the left of our car. Curious by nature, I leaned forward to see around my husband's head. That's when it happened. My heart started racing and my palms started to sweat. Thank goodness I was sitting, otherwise, I may have fallen to the floor. There, riding the Harley Davidson was George Clooney's twin brother.  He was absolutely gaga gorgeous.

     He wore his hair longer, but it was still graying. He had not shaven this morning..giving him that rough and tough look so many men strive for, but few can achieve.  I found myself staring..my mouth may even have fallen open. My husband sensed my arythmia, and asked if I were alright. Who could talk at a moment like this?! He, obviously, could not see the resemblance. George's twin was wearing clothes; black leather!!! I did look at the bike, for a few seconds, as I was wiping my drool. It was Candy Red, Metal Flake..Speckly...oh, who really cares?!

     Suddenly, he lifts his glasses, faces ME!!, and WINKS!!! Oh, my, lord..I could have died!! Later, my husband tells me that he was young enough to have been my son..but who really was concerned about age, at that moment in time? Certainly, not me!! Back to the story- I was so smitten by his sweet gesture that I tell my husband.."Give him the finger!" He looks at me, confused and responses with, "What? Are you crazy? Do you think I have a death wish?" Time was passing and I could not make sense of this..'why wasn't my husband understanding me?!'

     Calmly, I can now explain to everyone what exactly happened.  When I said, 'Give him the finger' I did not mean that, at all. But something must have happened to my brain. With the surge of blood, brought on by my elated condition, my brain went into overdrive and unaccustomed to such zest, it shut down! I wanted my husband to give him the 'thumbs up' signal, but I could not remember the name of that finger (my thumb)..so I went for the closest synonym..finger. By the time, my husband figured it out, and I had recuperated, the Biker Dude was long gone. 

     If you are George Clooney's twin, and you ride a motorcycle, and you remember the old woman in the Ford..thanks for the wink!! It made my day..and it made a fun blog for my readers to share!       Peace.