We Need To Talk About Newsletters

Do you ever get super depressed looking at your e-mail inbox, its barren digital landscape a reminder of the crushing loneliness that pervades our soulless urban wasteland?

Me neither!

Every day at Forest Hills Patch, we put together a newsletter for you that compiles our news and upcoming events. It's a great, quick glance at the status of the neighborhood where you live. 

It's easy to sign up, and even easier to receive the newsletter after you do, because computers are in charge of that entire process and if they screw up they go right in the trash.

Not to mention, every time someone signs up for our newsletter, my ancestors receive bonus honor in Internet Heaven. You can't prove it's not true. 

If you're really looking to stay in touch, follow us on Facebook too.