Controversy In Cornwall Over School Genitalia Inspection Prank

CORNWALL-ON-HUDSON, NY — A faked letter "to parents and students" posted on social media has the Cornwall Central School District in an uproar.

District officials are investigating and will take disciplinary action, Blaise Gomez of News 12 Hudson Valley reported on Facebook. So far they've said that the fake was low-tech: put on school letterhead and then posted.

The letter progresses rapidly from awkward to absurd, including the presidential seal at the bottom.

Responses from the community so far run the gamut from amused to exasperated.