Father's Day: Here Are The Best Dad Jokes, According To Ohioans

Good Dads are beloved for a lot of things. They love grilling. They can sometimes fix stuff (they've also been known to break a thing beyond repair). They're there to comfort and console their kids. More than anything else though, they can be counted on to deliver the perfect, cringe-worthy Dad joke.

To celebrate Father's Day in 2018, Patch asked our readers to pitch us their very best Dad jokes. And our readers delivered the goods.

Here are the best submissions we received from our readers.

"Q: What do you call a fish with 20 eyes’s?
A: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish." — Bill, from Westlake.

"Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it." — Denise, who didn't include her address.

"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks." — Brandon, from Lyndhurst.

"Why can’t LeBron James stand on his toes? Cause he doesn’t have any support in his Cavs!" — Tim, from Avon Lake. (This one hurt. Too soon, Tim.)

"I love dad jokes so much I told them before I had kids, but then I was just a faux pa." — Brad, from Lakewood.

Mason, from Lakewood, sent us a whole bunch of his best Dad jokes. We loved them all. Here are his submissions.

"Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish!

Q: Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?
A: Because if they had 4 they’d be a chicken sedan!"

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