Are you ready for some heckling?

"Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show."

Muppet hecklers Statler and Waldorf complained about The Muppet Show being terrible (much like the Browns), but their jokes and bad puns were even worse! (much like ours!!) 

And yet they kept going to the show! WHY???

And we're hopelessly devoted to this team. WHY????

Truly these are questions for the ages. 


INSANITY: 

Doing the same thing over and over again

and expecting different results.

 
-Albert Einstein 

***Joe Tait (wikipedia): On March 26, 2008, Tait announced his 3,000th game for the Cavaliers, against the New Orleans Hornets, where he sat at half court. The radio broadcast location at The Q, at section C126,^[10]The Joe Tait Perch in honor of this achievement^[11] has been forever renamed.

 

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