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Libertarian Blues (with apologies to Frank Jacobs)

My effort at metabolizing the Republican convention without spiking my blood pressure!

 

Romney, Romney perfect hair

Claims recovery’s in the air

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Invest at home he likes to say

With bank accounts so far away

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Ryan, Ryan cute and bright

Coining quips from the far right

 Voted to raise the deficit bill

Then blamed Obama from the hill.

Romney! Ryan! dreadful pair

With a platform I can’t bear

Instead of going “to the mats”

I’ll go check out the Democrats….

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