LA Broadcaster Apologizes To Samuel L. Jackson: Los Angeles entertainment reporter Sam Rubin has apologized to Samuel L. Jackson for confusing him with fellow actor Laurence Fishburne during a live TV interview. Unfortunately, while doing his apology, Rubin screwed up again and apologized to Danny Glover.
Indian Man With Tail Worshiped as a Living God: A 35-year-old tea picker in India has had a tail since birth and some Hindus believe that the 14.5-inch tail growing out of his back is a sign that he’s a living god - an incarnation of a monkey god know as Hanuman. One thing’s for sure, when he gets older, he’ll have a real “tail” to tell.
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McGruff the Crime Dog Actor Sentenced on Drug and Weapons Charges: An actor who once travelled to schools playing “McGruff the Crime Dog” has been sentenced to 16 years in prison after he pleaded guilty to multiple drug and weapons charges. Sounds like he was a very “bad dog.” The presiding judge denied his lawyer’s request that as punishment, he simply be spanked with a newspaper.
Terrorist Teacher Accidentally Blows Up Pupils: A group of Sunni militants were filming a propaganda video in a camp outside Baghdad when their instructor accidentally detonated a belt packed with explosives, killing 22 and injuring 15. So I assume that means that now, they’re nothing but a splinter group.
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Troubled Colorado CEO Commits Suicide With Nail Gun: The troubled CEO of American Title Services in Colorado, under investigation by state insurance regulators, was found dead in his home by a family member, the result of self-inflicted wounds from a nail gun. I’m not completely sure I want to live in a world where Home Depot needs to conduct background checks.
Female Spiders Judge Mates by Their Gift-Wrapping: A new study has revealed that female spiders evaluate the physical condition and therefore the desirability of a male based upon his silk wrapping performance and how the gifts he brings to them look. All I can say is its a good thing human males aren’t selected for their gift-wrapping abilities or the species would have died out ages ago.
Americans Like Smartphones More than Sex: A new Harris Poll found that more Americans say they can live without sex than without their smartphones. Which really is a testament as to how good phone sex has actually gotten over the last few years.
Airline to Offer Porn on Flights: Low-cost European airline Ryanair is reportedly planning to offer pornography as an in-flight entertainment option. Sounds like the seats aren’t gonna be the only thing on that plane in the full, upright position.