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Health & Fitness

Angry Bird

Who are you calling fat? Do you realize how much bird seed you have to eat to keep from freezing your tail feathers off over winter? A lot, in fact it is a full time job. Besides this is all fluff and it makes the ladies say I am cute and adorable.

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