Oh Christmas Tree—The Cat Lyrics

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree

I spy you in the parlor

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree

the object of my ardor

they put you up there just for me

my very own catastrophe

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree

I love to climb your branches. 

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree

I wish they'd quit complaining

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree

their voices they are straining

those little bulbs come crashing down

the plunk and crunch are such nice sounds

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree

I love to clear your branches.

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree

now my luck is really pressed

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree

the human is really quite distressed

you lie there on the floor so still

know they will, who made this kill

Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree

I love to claw your branches.

If you enjoyed this little ditty, please include Lionhearts Cat Sanctuary in your end of year donations. Founder and head litter scooper is my best friend and honorary sister, Eloise, and she and I wrote this together with much laughter.  

Her shelter is facing the hard times we all see around us, and she is panicked with so many mouths to feed. See their story at lionheartssanctuary.org, and help if you can.

Also - please post this and spread the laughs (and the word about the sanctuary).

May your trees remain standing and your holidays be joyful.

-woof