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🌱 Fall Shopping Package at Kitchen Kettle Village and 10 more events

Coming up: School Closing Hearing - Price Elementary School on the Intercourse Patch calendar

Tuesday September 29th Patch AM (Patch graphic)

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Coming up on the calendar:

  • Fall Shopping Package at Kitchen Kettle Village at Kitchen Kettle Village

Today's riddle: What do you call a one-legged Big Foot? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

  • Tuesday: Variable cloudiness, with a high of 71 and low of 54 degrees.
  • Wednesday: Some sun, then turning cloudy, temps: high: 74, low: 58.
  • Thursday: More sun than clouds, with a high of 80 and low of 62 degrees.

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  • Wendy's posted a job opening for Crew Member in New Holland. Apply here.
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🗞 Nearby News

New Holland

  • Warwick Twp. property changes hands for $5.3M [Lancaster County deeds recorded: Sept. 28, 2026] (lancasteronline.com)

Lampeter

  • West Lampeter police search for man accused of exploiting older woman (wgal.com)
  • More Lancaster County municipalities adding rules regulating data centers (lancasteronline.com)

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Hop Squatch! (Thank you Terri R. for sending it in!)
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