What's up Lower Southampton! Let's start this morning right by getting caught up on what's going on around town. Keep reading to stay in the loop. βοΈ
Coming up on the calendar:
Sept. 4-5-6-7, Fri-Sat-Sun-Mon / EWE don't want to miss this BARN SALE! Rain or shine!!!
89th Annual Bucks-Mont Oktoberfest at Vereinigung Erzgebirge
Annual Pig Roast, Music, Games at Newtown United Methodist Church
... and check out 8 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: Why are elevator jokes so good ? π€ (Answer below!)
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Hospital Expansion Plans Back On Table In Lower Bucks Co. (patch.com)
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Warminster
Hospital Expansion Plans Back On Table In Lower Bucks Co. (patch.com)
Ok Lower Southampton! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because they work on so many levels ! (Thank you Gary M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!