OMG PD: Pilates Machine Taken From Garage

Here's a look at some of the more unusual police reports from around the area this week:

You Have to Appreciate the Irony: Things got poetic in Ardmore on May 8 when, according to police reports, a car’s rear window was smashed in by a 25 mph speed limit sign. Nothing was reported missing from the car. .

Those Must Be Some Nice Bushes: In Radnor, police responded to a report that about $800 worth of shrubs was stolen from a yard between 6 p.m. and 8 a.m.

(Too Much of a) Commitment to Health: In Malvern, police responded to the reported theft of a Pilates machine estimated to weigh over 200 lbs from a resident’s garage.