I had never heard the In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida guitar solo played on the cello before and, quite frankly, I was really grooving on it when, suddenly, the amateur announcer began his speech with "Attention Shoppers!"
By the time the dimwit finished his loud, boring, poorly-read announcement the store's Muzak system was playing a lame oboe arrangement of Harper Valley PTA. My bag of habañero corn chips, therefore, was promptly deposited on an end cap display of quilted toilet paper . . . READ THE REST