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12 Things I'm Finally Sure Of

These are a few things I can finally say I am certain of!

  1. You absolutely can run with a lollipop in your mouth and scissors in your hand. Not suggesting it..just sayin..
  2. Your face WILL NOT stay that way just because you make a “snoot”. Although it can make an impression on those around you.
  3. You cannot cure world hunger by cleaning your plate but you can donate the extra few dollars you save by not eating so much.
  4. I ‘m uncertain as to the meaning of P’s & Q’s to this day at age 48.
  5. Because I said so, really is a good enough answer no matter what the question is.
  6. Eating too much candy does give you a belly ache and a bigger clothing size.
  7. Lying doesn’t make your nose grow but it can make your heart ache.
  8. It really IS what it IS… so accept it.
  9. Yes, people can be assholes, but you and I are both people.. judge not applies here.
  10. Grown ups NEED time out’s.
  11. Cleanliness is next to Godliness; mind, body & spirit require daily cleansing.
  12. It is an absolute truth that EVERYTHING you will ever need is in your own backyard..remember to always look within and trust what you  find.

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