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Spotted on the Upper Southampton calendar: No One Left Behind Walk

Tuesday September 8th Patch AM (Patch graphic)

Hello Upper Southampton! Stay connected with the latest updates from around town. Let's dive in! β˜•οΈοΈ

Coming up on the calendar:

  • No One Left Behind Walk at Miller Meadow
  • 89th Annual Bucks-Mont Oktoberfest at Vereinigung Erzgebirge
  • Centennial Puzzle Competition at William Tennent High School, 333 Centennial Rd, Warminster, PA, 18974

... and check out 5 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: What happened to the pregnant cat that ate yarn? πŸ€” (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

  • Tuesday: Sunny to partly cloudy, with a high of 82 and low of 63 degrees.
  • Wednesday: Very warm with periods of sun, temps: high: 87, low: 67. 🌢 Hot!
  • Thursday: Humid with a t-storm possible, with a high of 82 and low of 64 degrees.

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Other local events
    Thursday September 10
  • Centennial Farmers Market
    Eugene Klinger Middle School Klinger Middle School
    4:00 pm
  • KL-Back to School Night
    Eugene Klinger Middle School Klinger Middle School
    6:15 pm
  • Friday September 18
  • Rydal Back-to-School Picnic
    Rydal East Sch Huntingdon Valley, PA 19006
    4:00 pm
  • Saturday September 19
  • LAUGH & BE HYPNOTIZED Dr. Scarpati's Hilarious Comedy Hypnosis Show β†’
    Comedy Cabaret Comedy Club, 625 N Main St, Doylestown
    6:30 pm
  • Sunday September 27
  • 8th Annual Poker Run β†’
    Classic Pistol Inc, 1310 Industrial Blvd, Southampton
    9:00 am

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πŸ—ž Nearby News

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: She had mittens! (Thank you April M. for sending it in!)
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