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Weather forecast:
- Tuesday: Variable cloudiness, with a high of 72 and low of 55 degrees.
- Wednesday: A brief shower or two, temps: high: 75, low: 59.
- Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high of 83 and low of 62 degrees.
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🗓 Events Nearby
Tuesday September 29 - County Commissioners' Work Session →
Conference Room 701, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
10:00 am - Mission Church Food Boxes →
Mission Church, 651 Lampeter Road, Lancaster
10:00 am - School Closing Earing - Price Elementary School
Price Elementary, 340 S West End Ave, Lancaster
6:00 pm - School Closing Hearing - Price Elementary School
Price Elementary, 340 S West End Ave, Lancaster
6:00 pm - The History and Preservation of Camp Security, York County's Revolutionary War Prison Encampment →
Historic Rock Ford, 881 Rockford Road, Lancaster
6:30 pm Wednesday September 30 - Employers, you won't want to miss this opportunity to find great candidates! →
LNP Media Group Job Fair Fall 2026, 25 S. Queen St, Lancaster - Storyteller's Breakfast: Direct Employee Ownership – In Their Own Words →
Lancaster Chamber, 115 East King Street, Lancaster
7:30 am - Commissioners' Board Meeting →
Conference Room 701, 150 North Queen Street, Lancaster
9:15 am - Culliton Park Connection - Lancaster →
200-238 S Water St, Lancaster
10:00 am - Building Braves Adventures in the Park →
Paradise Park, 6 London Vale Rd, Gordonville
10:00 am - LNP Media Group Job Fair Fall 2026 →
Lancaster County Convention Center at Lancaster Marriott at Penn Square, 25 S. Queen St, Lancaster
11:00 am - Wellness Fair at Greenfield →
1740 Hempstead Road, Lancaster
11:30 am
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Jimmy John's Franchise, LLC posted a job opening for Shift Leader in Lancaster. Apply here.
- Red Lobster posted a job opening for Server in Lancaster. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Witmer here.
🗞 Nearby News
Lampeter
- More Lancaster County municipalities adding rules regulating data centers (lancasteronline.com)
- West Lampeter police search for man accused of exploiting older woman (wgal.com)
Lancaster
- CNN.com travel story puts Lancaster city history, food, architecture in national spotlight (lancasteronline.com)
- Senior Charlee McKisson is Lancaster High School homecoming queen (kentucky.com)
- Second Fugitive Apprehended Sunday Morning by Lancaster Township Police (crimewatchpa.com)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Hop Squatch! (Thank you Terri R. for sending it in!)
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