Ives Road Inventory

My partner and I usually pick up cans and bottles along Ives Road, from the entrance to the park to end of the grassy strip where the sidewalk begins.  I started doing this when I moved to the area ten years ago to make amends for all the debris I tossed as a rebellious adolescent. Today’s inventory (2 p.m. 5/3/12) merits publication.

Absolut vodka: 3 pints, 1 nip

Smirnoff nips: 2

Ginger Brandy pint: 1

unidentified pint: 1

Goldschlager nip: 2

Kinky nip: 4

99 nips: (9)

       watermelon-3

       peach-2

       banana-2

       apple-1

Total pints: 5

Total nips: 18

I am going to let the reader draw his or her own conclusions.