Hometown Hero Tank The Tank Wins Blackstone Match

By Mr. Charity
Christopher Annino

There was a first for many things several weeks ago at PWA's Black and Blue Friday. 

PWA CT debuted in Blackstone Mass, John Cena Sr debuted with PWA CT, Mistress Belmont debuted with PWA CT, and most important home town hero Tank the Tank won the hearts of his hometown crowd as the main event in Blackstone Mass.  Throughout the night the crowd became restless - they wanted to see their hero compete against the evil Von Schmidt Nation, led by Commissioner Little Schmidt.

The Von Schmidt Nation is a group of genetically enhanced German wrestlers who despise America. So not only did Tank the Tank have to defend his honor he had to defend his country as well. And that he did. Little Schmidt executed some dastardly and illegal moves on the ring patriot.

Tank the Tank gave Little Schmidt a fair match despite the fact that Little Schmidt was cheating. At one point Tank the Tank was about to win the match via pin fall when one of the members from the Von Schmidt nation intercepted that possibility and began whaling as hard as they could on him.

Little Schmidt was disqualified and Tank the Tank won the match. But despite
the fact Little Schmidt and the Von Schmidt nation continued to beat Blackstone’s patriot senselessly.

Suddenly, the Killer Keizer Josef Von Schmidt rushed to the ring and threw out the Von Schmidt nation and Little Schmidt. This was a shock to the audience and to Tank because Von Schmidt has roots in the Von Schmidt Nation. Von Schmidt helped Tank up and raised his hand in the air claiming him to be the champion. The crowd blew the roof off the building with their cheers. The microphone was handed to Tank and Tank said “I feel that I have one last match. And I would like my last match to be with Josef Von Schmidt against The Von Schmidt Nation, because I don’t want to win this way. I want to win fair.”

On Sept. 20 at the Men's Athletic Club in Blackstone Mass, the German and the American will team up against the Von Schmidt Nation. There is much hope that these star spangled butt kickers will win over the Von Schmidt Nation.

I spoke to Josef Von Schmidt after the match and he said "I never thought I would dislike my Mini more than America.”

“I don’t know what to think," Tank the Tank said, "I was very shocked that Josef Von Schmidt helped me. I saw trust in his eyes that he legitimately wanted to win and do the right thing.”

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