Jose & Maria to become 1st Transgender Storm Pat!

The National Weather Service has been keeping a close eye on Hurricane Maria which is projected to head north to where Hurricane Jose is still circling in the Atlantic off the coast of Washington DC. They expect the two storms will combine and become a new type of transgender super-storm more powerful than any storm ever before.

Mike Arma with the National Hurricane Center which names the storms said “A lot of people have been asking, ‘Who's he? Or she?’ or ‘What’s that?’ and all I can say is “It’s Pat!” adding “Just accept him or her or whatever it might be, because Here comes Pat!” (link)

The fear is that Pat will then proceed directly to Washington DC and empty all over the White house and Capitol Hill. “It would be torrential discharge! Everyone getting showered on by Pat!” said Mike Arma “It would be a real soaker, a drenching downpour, a gushing deluge… well you know what I mean.”