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1. Houston, Woodlands to consider blocking future annexation in $50M deal (yourconroenews.com) — Local leaders are weighing a $50 million agreement that would permanently remove Houston's ability to annex The Woodlands while ending a shared infrastructure funding pool. The Woodlands Township would stop contributing sales tax to the regional fund after 2030 but must make several large payments to Houston first. Officials say the deal protects residents if state annexation laws ever change again.
2. The Woodlands Township talks $13.7M in capital projects on Day 3 of budget discussion (communityimpact.com) — The Woodlands Township is weighing $13.7 million in 2027 capital projects, with major investments proposed for parks, fire protection, and new AI-focused technology tools. Directors also discussed ambulance coverage, a possible joint fire station with Shenandoah, and ways to streamline Covenant Administration so residents can more easily navigate deed restriction approvals.
3. Township Board of Directors release statement on Budget Discussions regarding Mounted Patrol (hellowoodlands.com) — The Woodlands Township Board is clarifying its budget move on mounted patrol, stressing it only shifted 2027 funding into the law enforcement budget to keep options open. Directors say they're weighing a proposal for commissioned deputies on horseback versus renewing Alpha & Omega's courtesy patrol, with any final decision coming in a future public meeting after the 2027 budget is adopted.
4. Nonprofit of the Month: Thrive Offline (hellowoodlands.com) — A Montgomery County nonprofit, Thrive Offline, is working with local families, schools, and youth to encourage healthier technology habits and stronger in‑person connections. The group offers youth workshops, a youth board, parent coffees, and AI-focused events, many accessible to Woodlands-area residents. Community members can attend programs, volunteer, partner through local organizations, or donate to support its mission.
5. The Woodlands Diversion announces 2026-27 Season, Opening September 25 with Trio Duende (hellowoodlands.com) — A new concert season is headed to The Woodlands, with The Woodlands Diversion launching its 2026–27 lineup September 25 at The Woodlands Community Presbyterian Church. Residents can look forward to five themed programs blending classical music with jazz, Latin American styles, Motown, theater, and holiday favorites, all designed to keep high-quality performances accessible close to home.
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