18 Things You Didn't Know They Sold On Amazon

Amazon — much like the internet — has some wonderful, wild and wacky stuff.

It can be cool, crazy or confusing, depending on how you look at it. Personally, we think things like horse-head squirrel feeders are nutty in the best way, but we'll let you be the judge. Take a look at our roundup of 18 things you'd never know they sold on Amazon.

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World's Largest Gummy Worm (Cherry), $27.95
This cherry-flavored dream weighs approximately three pounds and measures in at 26.5 inches. When it comes to gummy worms, size totally matters.

Fred & Friends SLOW BREW Sloth Tea Infuser, $9.99
Is it cute or creepy? We can't decide, but this sloth tea infuser does make a nice slow brew!

Send A Message On A Real Potato Gag Gift, $8.99
Why send a card when you can send a potato? Your custom message is written on an actual Idaho spud and sent to the recipient of your choice. If you like, your potato-gram can be sent anonymously.

Paladone Toy Box Scrabble Light, $21.40
Scrabble tile string lights? We are in L-O-V-E. The Scrabble light set comes with reusable stickers and is sure to add personality to every room.

Let's Potty! Potty Training Board Game, $22.95
It's "the potty training board game that brings the party to the potty." This one's designed for kids, but the whole family can play along.

Fun Express Nose Pencil Sharpeners (Set of 12), $7.99
Make school a little more fun with these unique nose-shaped pencil sharpeners. No one can tell you that you're wrong for picking these!

Batman Chair Cape, $36.02
Why shouldn't your co-workers know you're a superhero? This fab cape lets you guard your desk like it's Gotham.

Big Plush Giant Stuffed Snake, $143.20
Scared of snakes? Not to worry — this one's 18 feet long, but as you can see, he's a total softie!

GoateeSaver - The Goatee Shaving Template, $19.99
If you want a perfectly shaped goatee every time, precision is key! Luckily for you, there's a template — think of it as a cheat sheet for facial hair.

Vice President Joe Biden - Advanced Graphics Life Size Cardboard Standup, $44.99
From the White House to your house, it's Joe Biden! The former V.P. can be a VIP stand-in for your next party. No malarkey here!

BioSwiss 72 Count Bacon Adhesive Bandages (3 Pack), $8.99
Bacon makes everything better — booboos included. These bacon bandages even have a realistic look and feel, — but sorry, no bacon scent.

Accoutrements Horse Head Squirrel Feeder, $13.71
Believe us when we say this will be the best thing to ever happen to your backyard. It's actually impossible not to laugh when you see a squirrel wearing a horse mask. The horse head actually just hangs from a string, but when you put food in it, those nimble little squirrels have to stand up on their hind legs to reach up and get it. There's also a unicorn head squirrel feeder available for $13.50 if you're feeling magical.

Nasco WA14533 Human Body Fat Replica, 1 pound, $26.35
Wanting to lose some weight? Well, here's what one pound of human fat looks like. This replica of human body fat isn't nice to look at, but if you ever need a slightly grotesque motivator, you know where to buy it.

Pair of Schwetty Balls, $7.20
It's true: You can buy a pair of schwetty balls. They're also available in blue, gold, purple, orange and yellow.

Pepperoni Pizza Design Novelty Sleeping Mask for Travel or Home, $8.68
We never knew we needed a pepperoni pizza sleep mask until we saw this. Not to be cheesy or anything, but think of all the meet-cutes that would happen if you wore it on a long flight!

Funny Orange Tabby Cat Tissue Holder, $36.99
This is one way to prevent the guests from blowing their noses at your house! This tissue holder might be a little crass, but it certainly gets the conversation started!

Radiant Saunas BSA6310 Rejuvenator Portable Sauna, $202.43
This portable sauna seems like it would actually be pretty relaxing — and just look at that stock model's smile!

Intex Inflat-A-Bull (Inflatable Pool Toy), $48.88
Forget mechanical bulls — we're all about the wet, wild floating version! Make a splash this summer by bullfighting with the whole family.

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