April Fool's Day Deals Under $5 — No Joke

April Fool's Day is for amateurs. We'd never pull a price prank on you.

We're just throwing that out there to let you know today's deals are the real deal. They also all happen to be under $5 — no joke! — including paper lanterns, puppy stickers and Poo-Pourri Jr. (If you're really balling on a budget, we've got some fab finds under $2 you can also check out.)

So what are you waiting for? Steer clear of those tricksters today, and stick with these great savings. Happy shopping!

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Luckie Street Birdhouse Key Ring, $2.38
What a cute way to keep your keys from flying out of sight! This adorable little birdie even doubles as a safety whistle.

Adult Coloring Book Designs: Stress Relief Coloring Book, $4.99
Grownups, you're never too old to color! This stress-busting book is filled with garden designs, mandalas, animals and paisley patterns ready for your creativity to bring them to life.

LightsEtc Solar Outdoor String Lights, $4.99
Beautify your backyard without breaking the bank! This set of 20 outdoor LED bulbs is a whopping 90 percent off regular price. Usually, these luxurious luminaries would set you back $49, but if you act fast, they can be yours for under $5.

Poo-Pourri Jr. Little Stinker Soiled Diaper Deodorizer (4-ML spray), $4.99
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go — and that really applies when you're a baby. Sometimes, though, an instant diaper change isn't doable, so you've got to make do with the next best thing: Poo-Pourri Jr.! Just spritz, smile and smell no more.

Fidget Dice Mini-Cube With Keychain, $2.99
It's instant stress release right at your fingertips! The Fidget Dice mini-cube is a great solution for those on-the-go jitters.

Willss Credit Card Size Casino Poker Shaped Bottle Opener, $3.87
What's cooler than any card trick? Opening up a bottle with your stainless steel Ace of Spades opener! It fits easily in your pocket or wallet and makes a great gift.

Vacu Vin Wine Saver Vacuum Stoppers (Set of 2), $4.95
Keep your wine fresh longer these snazzy stoppers! They're simple, sleek and save you from having to worry about those half-gone bottles of wine going bad.

Lares Domi Cute Succulent On A Stone Handcrafted Wind Chime, $4.75
Ever wanted a musical plant that you'd never need to water? Well, these succulent on a stone wind chimes are the next best thing!

Fun Express Dog Roll Stickers (100), $4.75
Who doesn't love puppies? You can get 100 of 'em — in sticker form, that is — for under 5 bucks! You'll get all the cuteness of a dog but won't be stuck with any of the responsibility.

Light Up Silver Sequin Bowtie, $3.95
Make any occasional special with this sparkly sequin bowtie! It's fancy, yet frugal, and we think you'd look mighty smart wearing it.

Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm, $4.88
Hey there, hot lips. Everyone will want to smooch you when you're wearing this bacon-flavored lip balm!

MESHA 8-Inch Paper Lanterns (12 pieces), $3.99
Red, white, blue and you belong together. These fantastic paper lanterns look lovely as is, but you can also DIY drawings, designs or messages on them to fit any occasion.

All prices and savings listed in this post are as of publication and could change. Patch may earn a commission on some purchased items.