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🌱 Tot Time: Summer Session II @ SRML and 10 more events

Also, don't miss Tot Time: Summer Sessions - Altavista on the Gretna Patch calendar

Thursday August 27th Patch AM (Patch graphic)

Good morning Gretna! Your connection to what's happening around town is here. Take a sip of coffee and read on. ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

  • Tot Time: Summer Sessions - Altavista
  • Tot Time: Summer Session II @ SRML at Staunton River Memorial Library
  • Randolph-Henry Girls JV Volleyball @ Gretna

... and check out 5 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: Humid; heavy p.m. t-storms, with a high of 87 and low of 66 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
  • Friday: Humid with a thunderstorm, temps: high: 82, low: 67.
  • Saturday: A t-storm around in the p.m., with a high of 83 and low of 68 degrees.

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Altavista

  • Chatham man charged for alleged inappropriate behavior toward minor (wset.com)

Danville

  • Overnight resurfacing begins on Memorial Drive in downtown Danville (wset.com)
  • Danville firm reaches $2.5M settlement for PPP fraud allegations (myfox8.com)
  • Phase3D and Phillips Federal team up to expand advanced manufacturing inspection for defence (tctmagazine.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells. (Thank you Jean D. for sending it in!)
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