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Trump Nicknames

Like "W", Trump has a childish penchant for assigning nicknames, like "Crazy Bernie" and "Sleepy Joe." How about one (or five) for him?

Trumpnocchio
Trumpnocchio (Mike Sheward at Quora.com)

Trump will probably be remembered most for his attacks on the environment (he's rolled back 83 environmental rules so far) at this time of dangerous climate change acceleration. For example, NOAA recently reported that high tide flooding incidents along the coasts have been increasing and will only get worse; the Canadian permafrost has thawed 70 years early; and melting in the Himalayas is accelerating. But an environmental nickname may not be catchy enough. Here are a few that are fitting:

Adolf Tweetler

Climate Disaster Donny

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Climate Changer-in-Chief Trump

Planet-Killer Trumpster

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Bully Boy Donny

Dictator Donny

Fibbing Fascist Donny

King Baby Rump

Rump-Brained Trump

Rumpty Trumpty

Trumpnocchio

There are some very creative British Nickames, many of which are not publishable in mainstream media. Seems like Democrats need stoop to Trump's kindergarten-level name-calling, because it appeals to his supporters. Let's all find one we like and use it often.

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