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What to get a woman who has everything

What To Get a Woman Who has Everything
The Ladies have all they need, but are deeply concerned anyway
That someone else might be looking down on them. They
Step on the leg, kick the foot or head of one next to or below,
so they will fall, lose their footing and crash
to the ground: that way they Can Look Down on
their Neighbors.  And they SMILE and are AGREEABLE so they
Can get next to more and more others, tripping and stepping
on them, until they are at the TOP of the NEIGHBORHOOD.  But, There, look at that one… that one was Down last week, but now they have grown a bunch of FLOWERS: SHE wants to be the GIRL WITH THE MOST
       FLOWERS!!!!
So she smiles and is agreeable to all and GETS ELECTED:
HEAD OF FLOWERS
Now she can appropriate
ALL THE FLOWERS
NO ONE ELSE
CAN HAVE ANY
THEY ARE HERS and
ONLY HERS

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