57 Channels and Nothing On Next Door

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Cain and Abel’s Cable

This argument will be settled three weeks from today, between 8 a.m. and noon

Holy Boredom, Batman!

Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice, dudes were just messing around.

Well, OK then!

So who needs a field sobriety test?

But Cosmo said I should

A little romance goes won’t go that far, young man.

A true diet salad

Somebody’s losing weight in the wrong places.

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The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.