OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

2BR, 2BA, Big Pantry to Hold Twinkies and Chips

While living in Waukesha earlier this year, a .

The arrangement was discovered by a real estate agent doing a walk-through of the home.

A real estate agent who is a former police officer.

The man was charged in August in Waukesha County Court and faces up to 3½ years in prison.

But Can You Steal Something That’s Free?

A perpetrator driving a green Dodge Caravan is at large after .

The items were not at a café or convenience store, but were instead placed in the waiting room at as a free perk for customers.

Better Your Landscaper Than Your Surgeon

Landscapers in Greenfield were greeted by the resident of a home in that community as they .

At the wrong home. In the process, they also damaged the man's air conditioner.

In Related News, School Finally Started Again

Brookfield police responded to a in late August. Signs were defaced with spray paint and lipstick, eggs clogged a toilet filter and a bleach-like substance was used on a car. Among other things.

And Where, Exactly, Do You Plan to Display This Artifact?

A contractor cutting grass at Gorney Park in Caledonia and found an entire urinal — value, $1,000 — missing.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.