OMG PD: The Odd and Odder From Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Every week Patch highlights some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our new feature, "OMG PD."

Did He Scold Them or High-Five Them?

in his son's apartment on June 23 and decided to investigate.

He opened the unlocked apartment and found two people.

Having sex.

And neither one was his son.

The couple fled and the son told police that the man involved had permission to be in the apartment.

Second Amendment, First Mistake

in the arm after pulling his handgun upon hearing a prowler, but then admitted — there was no prowler, just an argument with his wife.

The woman, who had threatened to leave her husband, was treated and released at a local hospital. The man — out on bail from a previous domestic violence incident with wife — was charged with second degree reckless injury while armed and domestic violence.

It Was Pretty 'Something,' For Sure

after being pulled over last year driving through Menomonee Falls with a 7-foot marijuana plant in their car.

The driver and passengers were aware of the plant and a girl in the car told officers it was "pretty."

Because Hot Babes Love Criminal Mischief

When a man's failed efforts to meet girls got him tossed from Waukesha bar Master Z's, .

The action earned him a disorderly conduct charge in Waukesha County Circuit Court, it's not clear if the act changed any of the ladies' minds.

Everything But a 7-Foot Pot Plant

early on June 25.

Police then followed a nearby path to a shed with violently themed graffiti and aluminum cans hanging and riddled with bullet holes.

He's a Real Do-It-Yourselfer

A man who was stabbed somewhere in Milwaukee didn't want police or medical personnel involved. Instead, he just for his badly bleeding left shoulder.

Store employees still called police, who heard three different stories about where the man was stabbed. Shorewood police turned the case back over to the Milwaukee Police Department.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.