OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Birthday Suit Risks a Permanent Alteration

A Delafield woman returned home to find some people in her hot tub and a 23-year-old man in her shower — which .

To the man’s credit, he quickly departed when the girl’s mother threatened to “cut his (expletive) off.”

They Led Nebraska By 14 When Police Arrived

Port Washington Police found no fight, just a pickup football game. In the street.

They were advised to play on grass.

Would His Luck Have Been Better If He’d Stolen Vegetables?

A drunken man who didn’t get far. He slammed his car into a curb and blew a tire, later admitting to cops, “you got me.”

Sleet and Snow are Fine, but Brandy Will Get You Every Time

A Waukesha postal worker last Saturday, owing to multiple collisions between his vehicle and others.

His blood alcohol content of .18 was to blame.

The Man of One Disguise, and It’s Terrible

A man is from Zumiez at Mayfair Mall last Monday.

Though he had not been located as of Friday, police are confident the suspect is properly identified. He was wearing a Sbarro apron when he walked out of Zumiez, according to the store manager, and was on his first day of work.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.