OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Hate to Think How He Trains That Dog

Police cited a Bayside man for scaring children waiting for the school bus by .

The mothers who called police said the man makes a regular habit of scaring the kids. He performed the latest deed while walking his dog on Sept. 9.

So I Guess That Block Party is Canceled

Two Brookfield neighbors are . Two others disagree over whether one spit in the other’s yard while mowing. And another set of neighbors is having issues regarding skateboarding.

And Roger Goodell Fined the Clerk $10,000

An from the convenience store in Oak Creek was foiled by the clerk, who chased the man down and tackled him from behind, forcing a fumble of the contraband. The suspect fled the scene in a Chevy Blazer, emptyhanded.

That 51st Way Paul Simon Never Mentioned

A Whitefish Bay man, faced with an angry girlfriend ready to break up with him, took .

The woman, from Glendale, drove to his house to end the relationship and get back his copy of her house keys. He instead ran from the house down Silver Spring Drive, tossing the keys aside along the way. Police recovered him, and the keys.

..... aaaand No. 52

A Racine man suffered injuries after at 3:24 a.m. Sept. 13 in the 3500 block of Douglas Avenue in Caledonia.

The argument started when the man accused the woman of cheating on him. The accusation took place in a bar.

A Round of “I Spy” Gets You Two Months

Amid the litany of miscreants found in the Waukesha Police reports are these five men, ages unknown, who were . They were banned from the library for a month.

#fail#fail#fail#fail#fail#fail

Two aspiring thieves successfully made off with cash from the Subway in the Mayfair Mall food court on Sept. 9.

But once they left the store ... well, you can't distill their ineptitude into one concise paragraph. .

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.