Police Respond to Strange Incident at Organ Piper Pizza

We all love the weird and odd items that fill up the weekly police blotter, right?

Well, here is a little nugget that fits that description nicely:

A 47-year-old man was taken into custody for the Greenfield Police Department for alleged disorderly conduct at the , 4353 S. 108 St., at 9:30 p.m. May 28.

The man reportedly brought his own beer cans into the establishment and soiled himself while sitting in a booth.