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Coming up on the calendar:
Teacher in-service (Grades 7-12) at Hamilton SD
4K Practice/Bus Ride Even at Lake Country SD
Teacher in-service (All teachers) at Hamilton SD
... and check out 8 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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Teacher in-service (Grades 7-12) Hamilton SD Sussex, WI 53089
4K Practice/Bus Ride Even Lake Country SD Hartland, WI 53029 9:00 am
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
Wisconsin Athletic Club posted a job opening for Kids Clubhouse Team Member - Day Shift, Non-Seasonal in Hartland. Apply here.
Quad/Graphics, Inc. posted a job opening for Receiving Forklift Operator in Sussex. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Merton here.
🗞 Nearby News
Hartland
Swatting call leads to shelter-in-place in Hartland (wisn.com)
Sussex
Oconomowoc girls tennis defeats Pewaukee on August 20 (jsonline.com)
Pewaukee
Burgers Are Better When Paired With This Type Of Wine (chowhound.com)
Waukesha County Green Team to host 2026 Farm to Fork Fundraiser (gmtoday.com)
WGA Names Harrington 2026 Wisconsin Grocer Of The Year (theshelbyreport.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells. (Thank you Jean D. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!