The rumor is, effective tomorrow, these are the new rules:
1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes on four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.
I expect that some animals do, in-fact, 'think' that they are more equal than other animals;yes, expect that rule 7. will change, but quickly !