Crime & Safety
Play the Car Where it Lies
This is "rough," and we don't mean the tall grass at the U.S. Open. Welcome to OMG PD.

Patch editors around southeastern Wisconsin collect unusual items every week from police reports and criminal complaints. Our weekly compilation is called OMG PD. Click the links for the full story:
Elin Nordegren approves
The gentleman in this story has at leastΒ two things in common with Tiger Woods.
Itβs not a crime in Europe
Has soccer βarrivedβ in the StatesΒ when gear is being stolen?
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Bring us β¦ a shrubbery
TheΒ Knights who say βNiβΒ are pleased.
Fair warning
This article meets the βOMGβ standard, but thereβs nothing funny about it.
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