OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

Tough-guy behavior appears in various forms through this week's collection of odd crime suburban news. If you consider greenskeeper Carl Spackler tough, that is.

Police Reports: Girls Brawl in Mayfair Mall

Also, a brief roundup of incidents including thefts, a battery and another auto theft from a Tosa resident.

Radio Shack Clerks Lock Down Habitual Thief

Milwaukee man charged as repeat offender after he's caught red-handed trying to steal camcorder while out on bail for another count of theft.

Before Owner's Eyes, Thief Steals His Car, Rams His House

As owner watches in shock, someone steals his Infiniti out of his garage, backs it into his house and drives away.

Bad Party Guest Faces Charges for Damage Done

After Wauwatosa woman told her misbehaving cousin to leave a gathering, he allegedly bashed up cars belonging to a couple of her other guests.

Police Reports: Gone in 60 Seconds – But Who's the Sucker?

Leave it running, watch it going. But in this case, man who probably should have turned off ignition and taken his keys gets his car back intact, but thief leaves ample evidence.

Two Crooks Make Away with Laundered Money

A crime of opportunity occurs when women fail to trust their instincts and don't keep an eye on two young men loitering in the laundromat.

Car Thieves Make a Strange Getaway

When a witness inadvertently misleads a police officer, the officer inadvertently overlooks a vehicle's stolen status, and while his back is turned, thieves return to steal it again.

Due Process: Employee Admits Theft – So Why Go to Court?

Wauwatosa man acknowledges he took more than $1,700 worth of store goods while working the overnight shift at Franklin Target, but doesn't understand why he has to appear in court.

Man Charged in Thursday Police Standoff

Tosa man, 27, allegedly threatened to kill his brother after getting into an argument with their mother about money.

Domestic Standoff on Capitol Drive Draws Tactical Units

One witness estimated that police and tactical units were on the scene for at least 2 hours near 95th and Capitol Drive on Thursday in Wauwatosa.

Tosa's K-9 Cop Shows How to Take Down a Perp

Addy, the Wauwatosa police dog, demonstrates his takedown skills with the help of a volunteer — and a lot of padding.

Police Reports: 4-Year-Old Hit by Mail Van, Suffers Broken Leg

Girl ran into street just as USPS driver veered her way to avoid another car.

Two Drivers Arrested on 3rd Drunken Driving Counts

One was driving more than 100 mph on Mayfair Road when he passed a cop; the other had two kids in the car. Also, 76-year-old Tosa woman gets her first OWI after colliding head-on with a family of four.

Wauwatosa Police Seek Known Serial Flasher

After man exposes himself to woman on the street, officers are looking for a 20-year-old who was arrested last month for indecent exposure while driving what was likely the same vehicle.

Police Reports: A Case of Arrested Development

Hooligans old enough to be finishing college were out in the wee hours opening a hydrant and running around like truant tykes.

Tosa Woman Earns 2nd OWI Arrest Driving Fast on a Flat

Officer hears repeat offender coming before he sees her, after she apparently smacked into a curb, blew a tire and kept going.

Chicago Woman Accused of Stealing Customers' Wallets at Mayfair

Suspect allegedly steals wallets out of two different customer's purses, then takes them to other stores to make big purchases.

Unholy Moly! Thief Empties Church Collection Box

And if that weren't sad enough, the crook stole the priest's phone while he or she was at it.

Police Reports: New Resident Finds Motel Room Rifled While He Bathed

Guest at Extended Stay, a newcomer along with his wife, finds their room was rifled while he showered behind a faulty door lock.

Numbskulls! Dumb Things People Do to End Up in the Tosa Police Blotter

A roundup of the particularly ill-begotten, poorly executed and just out-and-out botched crimes of the week – plus, a bonus law-abiding citizen who didn't lock up his Glock.

UPDATE: Pervert Alert – Far Too Close to Tosa Pool

Suspect's unsavory actions near children's mecca warrant concern and vigilance.

Suspect Charged in Bungled Pharmacy Robbery

The accused allegedly made the fateful error of trying to rob of opiates the very counter where he regularly, suspiciously, quite visibly and by name purchased opiates before.

Tosa Man Charged For Allegedly Possessing Mushrooms and Marijuana

The 19-year-old was busted with the drugs after speeding past a Wauwatosa police officer in March.

Police Reports: Daytime Skinny-Dipper Arrested at Tosa Pond

A nude swimmer with outstanding warrants, cocaine possession and a botched vehicle theft made Monday's police roundup for Wauwatosa.

Police Reports: There Is More Than One Way to Drive Impaired

Woman suspected of taking too much Xanax was driving on two flats without any idea of time or place.

Residents Suspect Acquaintances in Two Burglaries

An unlocked door and a hiding place that is no secret lead to unforced entries and loss of property for two Tosans who believe they were victims of people they knew who knew too much.

Suspect Charged in Tri City Bank Robbery

Man fashions broomstick to look like a gun, makes off cash from a Wauwatosa bank, and is captured in short order by an alert motorcycle cop.

Police Reports: 100th Street Burglar Was Double-Dipping

While family was out for frogurt, their home was broken into, next-door to where a burglary had already been reported

Officers On the Spot in 2 Thefts, But 1 Pulls Up Short

Muscle injury puts sudden end to pursuit of one suspect, but another thief is arrested by waiting officer who guessed she would commit a crime.

Tosa Police Make Quick Capture of Another Bank Robber

Once again, a suspect is in custody in a matter of minutes after holdup as motorcycle officer spots man running and gives chase.

Young Tosa Couple Terrorized by Gun-Wielding Robbers

A goodnight chat in a quiet neighborhood turns into a nightmare for a Wauwatosa man and woman as three assailants approach, surround and rob them.

Tosa Mom's Abuse of 3-Month-Old Caught on Video; Felony Charges Filed

Father filming contented infant left video camera running when he stepped out to make a call, returned to find child shrieking and damning evidence on his camera.

Police Reports: A Case of Mistaken Identities

Among the week's collection of criminal activity and intrigue, one man displays multiple personalities.

Personal Hygiene Is Important to This Pair of Thieves

If they hadn't gotten caught, police would be looking for a couple of guys with funky feet, itchy eyes and appetites for smooth lovin'.

Two Sets of Prowlers Flee When They Meet Up With Homeowners

On successive days, Wauwtosa residents make eye contact with prowling pairs, who run at the first glance.

Unrestrained Dog Attacks Tosa Woman in Mayfair Lot

Animal leaps out window of unattended SUV and menaces group of friends, then bites woman on the arm.

Shorewood Man Dances His Way Into Handcuffs at Tosa Target

Seen pirouetting in the aisles of Target, he's watched closely and soon observed cutting open and pocketing merchandise.

Busted: Milwaukee Man Caught With 10 Packets of Heroin

Suspect is speeding, and after he's pulled over, officers smell marijuana coming from inside his car, which leads to a bigger bust.

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

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