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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Wednesday: Sunny and pleasantly warm, with a high of 74 and low of 43 degrees.
• Thursday: Sunny and pleasantly warm, temps: high: 74, low: 45.
• Friday: Partly sunny, with a high of 65 and low of 42 degrees.

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🗞 Nearby News

Soldotna

• Soldotna council adopts public comment policy (kbbi.org)
• Peninsula Sportscast June 2, 2026: Baseball/Softball Conference Tournament Recaps (radiokenai.com)
• Live Intrepid Every Friday During the 'American Wild' Block on Outdoor Channel (huntinglife.com)

Kenai

• Kenai education associations express disappointment in school district's statement (peninsulaclarion.com)
• Work underway in Kenai on tribal elder housing project (knba.org)

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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