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Satire: The Little Tract Of Horrors - Illustrated
Gill Tract research: Inserting intergalactic Beano into the human genome?

The recent Gill Tract Occupation interrupted research of a much darker nature than admitted by the university's researchers. Even though they gloated about introducing mutants into the community and refered to our beloved turkeys as vermin, the true enormity of the betrayal has gone unrecognised.
Answering only to their corporate overlords and blinded by access to top-secret Area 51 DNA, even the researchers remain only vaguely aware of their true goal: To insert a sort of intergalactic Beano into the human genome! I get suspicious when they say their only .