Health & Fitness
The View from the Blog-O-Sphere
Protected from the lamestream media and angry police chiefs, we blog from a low-altitude orbit in the blogosphere.

To protect us from the influence of the lamestream media or angry police chiefs demanding corrections, Albany Patch provides each blogger with a low-altitude geosynchronous satellite. Although only sparsely furnished with a dorm refrigerator, hotplate, beagle, sink and water closet, a downward-facing telescope provides a surprisingly detailed view of the entire Bay Area.