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Men's Wearhouse Founder Smoked Weed for 50 Years
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Men’s Wearhouse Founder Smoked Weed for 50 Years: While addressing the Cannabis World Congress & Business Expo in Los Angeles, Men’s Wearhouse founder George Zimmer admitted he has smoked marijuana on a regular basis for nearly 50 years. Sounds like its high-time to head over to a Men’s Wearhouse. You’re gonna like the way weed makes you feel - I guarantee it!
Plane Grounded Due to Escaped Tarantula: An Atlanta-bound Delta flight had to be grounded overnight in Baltimore after baggage workers discovered that a baboon tarantula had escaped from its container and was loose on the plane. Good grief, what an unimaginable, horrifying, frightening experience it must have been for the poor passengers - having to spend an entire night in Baltimore.
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85-Year-Old Michigan Man Dies in Zip Line Fall: Authorities say an 85-year-old man died after falling while using a zip line at a camp on Saginaw Bay in Michigan. Hell, by the time I’m 85, I’ll be happy if I can just fasten my zipper, let alone ride one.
Trump Promises to Make Stores Say Merry Christmas: Donald Trump recently wooed a gathering of “values voters” by waving Bible and promising as president he would make stores say “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Holidays.” Wow, sounds like Mr Trump must be feeling that that Pope Francis guy has been getting a wee-bit too much attention lately. On the other hand, I can see his point. I’ve really missed Christmas since Obama outlawed it and threw all the Christians in FEMA camps. I’m sure that after he’s elected, he’ll hire “good people” to look into all of it. Meanwhile, if you happen to be one of those “Happy Holidays” people, Yule be sorry.
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Missing Picasso Painting Found in New Jersey: The $15 million Pablo Picasso painting “La Coiffeuse” is back on display in a Paris museum after disappearing over a decade ago before being finally located in New Jersey. While French officials expressed joy, several Olive Garden patrons say they’re really gonna miss that painting.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopting a Syrian Refugee: Its being reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in the final stages of adopting a Syrian refugee. All I can say is, at the rate these guys are adopting, its probably a good thing we didn’t find life on Mars.
Selfie Accidents Killing More People Than Shark Attacks: New data are showing that selfie-related accidents are actually killing more people worldwide than shark attacks. And yet the Kardashians still live - how can this be?
