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Tennessee Pastor Blames Liberals for Banning the Stoning of Gays
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Tennessee Pastor Blames Liberals for Banning the Stoning of Gays: Pastor Ben Bailey of the Central Church of Christ in McMinnville, Tennessee is blaming “liberal society” for banning the stoning of gay people here in the US. Why that’s just crazy talk! I know for a fact there are gays in Colorado and Washington state getting stoned this very moment.
Trump Woos Kids With Helicopter Rides At Iowa State Fair: While he was making an appearance at the Iowa State Fairgrounds, Donald Trump became a big hit with the kids by offering them rides in his $7 million Sikorsky S-76 helicopter. Because nothing says I support the middle class like a $7 million helicopter. And since its Iowa, I assume that parents have not yet seen the need to caution their children to never accept helicopter rides from strangers.
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Apollo 14 Astronaut Says UFO’s Disabled Our Missiles: Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell, who walked on the Moon in 1971, told Mirror Online in a recent interview that he believes UFO space aliens hung around and disabled nuclear missiles at military bases during the Cold War, trying to prevent a nuclear war between the US and the Soviet Union. Perhaps, but if I were an alien who’s concerned about the what’s happening on planet Earth, I think I’d be much more concerned about humanity’s obsession with cat videos than its nuclear weapons programs.
Severe Infections Linked to Lower IQs: A new study suggests that people who have had an infection that was severe enough that they had to be hospitalized may have IQs that are slightly lower than average. On a positive note, at least they were smart enough to get medical help.
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Study Looks at Drinking Alcohol While Dieting: Researchers say moderation is the key to that age-old question of whether you can drink alcohol while dieting and still lose weight. You bet you can! Why a steady diet of vodka, cocaine, Xanax and Marlboro Lights and you’ll be in that beach body before you can utter the words “rehab!”
Small Earthquake Shakes Parts of New Jersey: People in parts of New Jersey got an early wake-up call from a small 2.7 earthquake that caused no damage or injuries. Seismologists are now faced with the daunting task of trying to determine if a fault may have ruptured or if Chris Christie has suddenly taken up jogging?
AT&T Helped NSA to Spy on Internet: According to new documents just released, AT&T and the NSA have for decades maintained a “highly collaborative” relationship that has facilitated the government’s ability to spy on enormous quantities of Internet traffic. The good news is, given how crappy AT&T’s service is, they probably didn’t learn very much.
