The terrible horrible no good very bad 30 hours

Against their better judgement and contrary to the recommendations of friends and family, these two clowns have decided to face one of Southern California's most punishing events. Called the "SISU Iron" and conceived by a group of mentally deranged endurance event veterans with too much free time on their hands, this little affair will last 30+ hours.

With a colorful packing list, the participants have no way of anticipating which tasks will wait for them. However, one thing is for sure: It will put their intestinal fortitude to the test. More than 25 miles are guaranteed and their rucksacks are expected to weigh in somewhere around 30lbs each.

Nevertheless, cat enthusiast Fabian Lindner is excited to cover his body in a concerning amount of poison ivy before potentially dismembering himself with an axe. Julie Fults, who gets dragged into all kinds of unpleasant experiences frequently by Fabian, spends significant amount of time on bear deterrence techniques. Unfortunately, complaints by her neighbors have forced her to practicing her intimidating screams in the car.

Both no strangers to feats of endurance, they agree that the SISU Iron and it's organizers firmly belong to the "Stupid Fun Club of Bad Decisions".